On Something You Don't Hear Everyday

After investigating the claim that some Wendy's chili had part of a human finger in it, an Assistant District Attorney said something you don't often hear, in the wake of all those corporate scandals:

"We think America should return to Wendy's," Sinunu said this morning from San Jose. "The corporation is a victim ...

Perhaps because it sounded so silly, she added:

[T]hat means many workers and employees of Wendy's are suffering a loss."

Of course, I think the real victim is the person who this finger belonged to! Even if it was some random dead person's finger, what a lousy thing to have a part of your body used in such a way--even in death.